Red hot chili peppers

Let's talk for a moment about what you should not do with two dozen molten lava chili peppers from your garden.  You should not grind up the evil peppers IN YOUR HOUSE without a full respirator.  You will sneeze fire.  Your eyes will water.  You will have created the same noxious compound that they bottle and label "Bear Repellent" in outdoor stores.  Yes, I have successfully dried the chili peppers, and made homemade cayenne pepper.  It's so hot I can't think of a rational use for it.  It's not worth it.  Leave this to the professionals at Penzey's or McCormick.